eytang8@yahoo.com I can make shit by hand even less nwo
sixftgc lol
sixftgc you done?
sixftgc I'm almost to that last roman numeral
eytang8@yahoo.com I just need to finish the last paragraph
sixftgc check tha status
eytang8@yahoo.com Piece
sixftgc lol
sixftgc love and piece
sixftgc gimme a flash drive
sixftgc so I can show you baccano
sixftgc it's soooooooooooo good
eytang8@yahoo.com I might have it
sixftgc I'm supposed to meet up with someone I met from the internet this weekend
eytang8@yahoo.com don't
sixftgc lol
sixftgc they're a chick
eytang8@yahoo.com So instead of getting molested by a 50 yr old guy
eytang8@yahoo.com you're gonna be molested by a 50 yr old guy prettending to be a chick
sixftgc lol
sixftgc didn't you meet people from the internet?
sixftgc oh yeah
sixftgc you hear about the pirate bay trial?
eytang8@yahoo.com yeah
eytang8@yahoo.com just a little
eytang8@yahoo.com And what do you mean "didn't you meet people from the internet?"
sixftgc someone else I guess...
sixftgc idk
eytang8@yahoo.com When's the paper with all the classes and stuff due?
sixftgc tuesday
eytang8@yahoo.com kewell
sixftgc play some cards
eytang8@yahoo.com ....
eytang8@yahoo.com on tuesday
eytang8@yahoo.com on Tuesday
sixftgc lol
eytang8@yahoo.com There we go
eytang8@yahoo.com They probably didn't actually get around to doing anything
eytang8@yahoo.com what with us stalking them
sixftgc lol
sixftgc I don' think so
eytang8@yahoo.com You think that they did? Or that they didn't?
sixftgc I think they got to do something...
eytang8@yahoo.com They weren't alone for that long, were they?
eytang8@yahoo.com Although I guess it might have been a speed round
sixftgc you have to invite faheem to your birthday party
sixftgc if you have one
eytang8@yahoo.com Faheem?
eytang8@yahoo.com I kinda recognize the name
eytang8@yahoo.com but can't think who it is
sixftgc the guy who wasn't me or carter or you
eytang8@yahoo.com Oh, yeah
eytang8@yahoo.com um, why?
sixftgc idk
sixftgc we just only see him at birthday parties
eytang8@yahoo.com good enough of a reason, I guess
eytang8@yahoo.com forget maff and chem... I feel like sleeping
sixftgc lol
eytang8@yahoo.com ....I say as I pull out the infosheet and worksheet
sixftgc loooooool
sixftgc italy lost to ethiopia
sixftgc get raped
eytang8@yahoo.com I KNOW
eytang8@yahoo.com I'm not talking to Italy
eytang8@yahoo.com ever.
eytang8@yahoo.com probably has AIDS
sixftgc dude
sixftgc fat tuesday jokes
sixftgc =)
eytang8@yahoo.com lolololol
sixftgc mardi graaaaaaaaaaaaas
sixftgc dude
sixftgc trolling carter so bad
eytang8@yahoo.com lol
eytang8@yahoo.com show me
sixftgc [18:59] Mitchell: tuesday is so faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
[19:06] Carter: ?
[19:07] Mitchell: lol
[19:07] Mitchell: do I have to say it again?
[19:07] Carter: show me the basis and evidence for proof of said statement.\
eytang8@yahoo.com Carter is overreacting
sixftgc 19:08] Mitchell: show me the basis and evidence for proof that tuesday isn't fat
[19:08] Carter: BMI
[19:08] Mitchell: k
[19:08] Mitchell: lemme just ask her how much she weighs
[19:08] Carter: Kyra is fat.
[19:09] Carter: Tuesday is significantly lighter than Kyra.
[19:09] Mitchell: a piece of paper is skinny
[19:09] Mitchell: tuesday is significantly fatter than a piece of paper
eytang8@yahoo.com lol
eytang8@yahoo.com He doesn't realize you're not serious?
sixftgc [19:09] Carter: tuesday is also not paper.
[19:09] Mitchell: tuesday is also not kira
eytang8@yahoo.com Should I also jump in?
sixftgc idk
sixftgc nah
eytang8@yahoo.com Aight
sixftgc [19:10] Carter: tuesday is also not fat.
[19:10] Mitchell: PROVE IT
[19:10] Carter: lol
[19:11] Carter: I don't believe in a statement of the existence of something till rationalized truth and fact is presented to me.
[19:11] Mitchell: PROVE IT
eytang8@yahoo.com Wow, Carter is taking this too seriously
sixftgc in his defense
sixftgc I did just call his girlfriend fat
sixftgc in my defense I'm never serious
eytang8@yahoo.com Yeah, but it's kind of obvious
sixftgc [19:12] Carter: reasonable assumption by logic and observation.
[19:12] Mitchell: then I resonably assumed that tuesday was fat
[19:12] Mitchell: given my observations of tuesday's fatness
eytang8@yahoo.com He shouldn't be that insecure
eytang8@yahoo.com or, rather, touchy
sixftgc is tuesday fat?
sixftgc getting a second opinion
eytang8@yahoo.com Obviously not, but say that she is anyways
sixftgc now we're arguing about the accuracy of bmi
eytang8@yahoo.com lolololol
eytang8@yahoo.com This is going farther than I imagined
sixftgc [19:14] Carter: BMI index falls under normal weight.
[19:14] Mitchell: bmi is not always accurate
[19:15] Carter: Your vision is not always accurate as well.
[19:15] Mitchell: lol
[19:15] Mitchell: I will bet you
[19:15] Carter: Stop squinting and her skinniness will be revealed.
[19:15] Mitchell: one million dollars
[19:15] Mitchell: that tuesday is fat
[19:15] Mitchell: I am 100% certain of this
[19:16] Carter: The amount of loopholes in that statement probably exceeded the amount of money JK Rowling is bathing in this moment.
[19:16] Mitchell: there are no loopholes
[19:16] Carter: Define fat.
eytang8@yahoo.com Now go and mention playing cards
sixftgc [19:16] Carter: Define fat.
[19:16] Mitchell: overweight
[19:16] Mitchell: obese
[19:16] Mitchell: tuesday
eytang8@yahoo.com +5 to you, sir
sixftgc [19:16] Carter: we just did the BMI.
[19:16] Carter: falls under normal weight.
[19:17] Mitchell: how do you know she's really 105 pounds?
[19:17] Carter: I just asked her.
[19:17] Mitchell: that's kind of rude
[19:17] Carter: She thinks this is funny.
[19:17] Mitchell: let's assume she's lying
[19:17] Mitchell: add like
[19:17] Mitchell: 20 pounds
[19:17] Mitchell: =)
[19:17] Mitchell: doesn't matter
[19:17] Mitchell: tuesday is still fat
eytang8@yahoo.com lol
eytang8@yahoo.com Carter getting major league trolled
sixftgc [19:18] Mitchell: tuesday is fat
[19:18] Carter: No basis, no evidence, no observational data, no proof.
[19:18] Mitchell: yet I am 100% certain
[19:19] Mitchell: and willing to put money down on it
[19:19] Mitchell: you know how much I like money
[19:19] Carter: A woman in Florida was 100% certain Jesus was on her cheese sandwhich...
[19:19] Mitchell: mitchell lee
[19:19] Mitchell: is not a woman in florida
eytang8@yahoo.com Carter is making me kind of /facepalm
eytang8@yahoo.com Carter
7:26 PM
is Tuesday fat?
theorangedrank
7:27 PM
What?
Carter
7:27 PM
You said yes right?
theorangedrank
7:27 PM
Why do you need to know?
eytang8@yahoo.com What should I say?
sixftgc Tuesday is fat
sixftgc that's what you should say
eytang8@yahoo.com Dunno if I wanna
sixftgc he's obviously being ignorant
sixftgc and assuming I'm talking about his girlfriend
eytang8@yahoo.com Carter
7:28 PM
because you've claimed so, she is my girlfriend, aaannnddd mitchell is trying to coax me into wasting 10 bucks
theorangedrank
7:28 PM
Do you really not know for yourself if she's fat?
Carter
7:29 PM
Do you really have proof?
sixftgc yes
sixftgc yes you do
sixftgc GIMME THAT 5 BUCKS HO
eytang8@yahoo.com um
eytang8@yahoo.com Bring five soday
eytang8@yahoo.com sodas
sixftgc k
eytang8@yahoo.com
7:31 PM
Kk
7:31 PM
I owe you 5$
theorangedrank
7:32 PM
um, what?
Carter
7:32 PM
I owe you 5$
7:32 PM
pay you back tomorrow
theorangedrank
7:32 PM
wutwutwut
Carter
7:34 PM
owe you 5$
theorangedrank
7:34 PM
Why?
7:35 PM
I owe you a bunch
Carter
7:35 PM
Fine. We're paid off.
sixftgc nuuuuuuuu
sixftgc demand the 5$
eytang8@yahoo.com Um, no
sixftgc =(\
sixftgc take that slash off
eytang8@yahoo.com Aren't you kind of a jew
sixftgc idk
sixftgc getting paid
sixftgc to troll
sixftgc just feels so good
sixftgc I'm simulating the experience of major league facebook
eytang8@yahoo.com but on AIM
sixftgc simulating
eytang8@yahoo.com fair enough
eytang8@yahoo.com What else has Carter said?
sixftgc I've been doing hw
eytang8@yahoo.com as have I